(Source: westillarealive)

politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.


ameliasgalaxy:

GRAPHIC BATTLE | ameliasgalaxy vs. sansapond 

topic: one doctor  |   (x)

jayywhizzle:

espressonist:

rejennerate:

superwholock-ismy-design:

rainbow-femme:

gallifrey-feels:

distraction:

who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable

bad screenwriters

John Green

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john green is not the problem
john green’s fans are the problem

Reblogging SO fast.

With the added caveat that no author is or will ever be perfect.

Thank you

(Source: born-t0-lose)

pierce-allthe-masterpieces:

theyoungbeans:

bitch swerve

riAN

(Source: infinityonfries)

litsy-kalyptica:

captain-maddie-the-young-stuff:

So I met dan and Phil today.

of course dan’s wearing black again


okay so I was going on with my life having a McDonald’s crave and then I go into their fine establishment and FUVKI NG HELL WHAT IS THIS ShIT I GOT A SHIT BURGER WITH A SHIT SESAME BUN AND A ShIT LETTUCE PIECE WHAT IS THIS NO I ALWAYS GET THE PICTURE BUT THEY GAVE ME A FUCKING SESAME BUN AND A 1/20 PART OF LETTUCE NO NO NO DID THEY GIVE ME SESAME BUN BC IM ASIAN? WHAT WHAT RACISM NO & THEN WHAT IS THIS LETTUCE I AM TRYINF TO HAVE A REGULAR BURGER ANF THEY GAVE ME A MEAT CATASTROPHE NO I WANT SOME GOOD SHIT ASS VEGETABLES I AM VERY MAD , THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME THOSE WHEAT FLAKES SHIT BUT NO THEY GAVE ME SESAME SHIT ITS GONNA GET STUCK TO MY TEETH NOW DO THEY REALLY HATE ME I EAT THERE EVERY WEEK


(Source: deanwcaps)


grandpacain:

8.05 Blood Brother
Acceptable reasons to get a tattoo!!!!

ohlookalesbian:

luv-disc:

  • in memory of a deceased loved one
  • because you happened to pass by a tattoo shop
  • because it is your favorite quote
  • because it’s from your favorite TV show
  • to show dedication to your romantic partner
  • because you liked the design
  • because it has a deep meaning to you
  • because you were young and stupid
  • because you fucking wanted to.

yep

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin)

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

I really just can’t get over how much of a couple they look like in this picture. I mean look how close they’re sitting. There’s enough room on that couch for Jack to sit at a comfortable distance but he isn’t. Then there’s Jack’s arm on Alex’s leg and tilting their heads towards each other. There’s no doubt in my mind that Alex had his arm around Jack before the picture was taken. Jack looks like the awkward boyfriend who got dragged along to a party and wants to take a nice photo with Alex but Alex is being a lil shit trying to be all cool. Idk guys I can’t get over how “together” they look.


Jaime Preciado accepting his award at the APMA's for BEST BASSIST! 

(Source: deathsp3lls)

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